The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

So, for the majority of people with access to a television, radio or internet have heard, Kim Kardashian filed for divorce after just 72 days of marriage. This isn't the first time such a thing has happened and certainly won't be the last. How is it that Britney Spears can be married for 55 hours, Kim Kardashian can be married for 72 days, yet some still firmly believe that if made legal, gays would ruin the sanctity of marriage?

A while ago, Britney Spears appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman and confessed that she was pregnant again. Dave then offered to let her do the Top Ten List and she accepted. The one word Britney couldn't pronounce? "Tamiflu." She referred to it as "the something." Close, but not quite. If she had said, “tampon,” where the first three letters were correct (3 out of 7! 42.9%! Not bad!), I may have cut her some slack, but “the something” just doesn’t cut it for me.

Ever know a guy who seemed obsessed with say, Britney Spears? Or a gal who was really into Justin Timberlake? When I say "obsessed" or "really into," I don't mean they just say, "She/he's so hot" when they see a picture of the star in a magazine or on television. I mean, they have posters of this person all over their walls, collect everything that they've been a part of (CD's, movies, magazine covers, interviews, etc.) and talk about them like they're dating. Ever know a person like this? I have and I must say, it kind of frightens me. When Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake supposedly broke up from their Hollywood romance, a couple male friends of mine immediately came over, smiling from cheek to cheek. They asked, me, "Craig, did you hear the news?" I thought that perhaps they were going to have a big party that weekend or an old friend was coming into town or something along those lines, but no, I was wrong. They...