Home Depot founder and human teddy bear, Bernie Marcus, said the following on a recent conference call: "If a retailer has not gotten involved with this, if he has not spent money on this election, if he has not sent money to Norm Coleman and these other guys, they should be shot; should be thrown out of their godd**n jobs." Yes, Mr. Marcus is all about the government not impeding on retailers' freedoms, but if a retailer doesn't agree with Mr. Marcus' politics, he should be shot. That makes so much sense! A picture suddenly appeared in my noggin of one Mr. Bernie Marcus standing inside a Home Depot, holding a sign with his left hand which reads, "I Love Freedom," a gun in his right hand, asking every person that walks by if they're an Obama supporter and if any say yes, he shoots them. That's freedom at work right there! Well done, Mr. Marcus! Well done! ://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/19/home-depot-founder-retail_n_144863.html?utm_hp_...
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