The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this comment on my podcast, I Feel Snitty : "You have such a calming voice." The show can be followed and any/all of the episodes can be heard at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

Leading up to the holiday weekend, I'll be releasing three new episodes to my podcast, I Feel Snitty , starting today. This will include an anti-Trump #MAGAChallenge rap I wrote and recorded. Be sure to tune in, and don't forget to follow the show! https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/

I've had some fun with the following trending hashtags on Twitter over the past week: #NewTrumpTwitterBio, #MikePence, #JerryJones, #MikeDitka, and #TrumpIQSongs. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) "If you disrespect the flag, you can't play for the Cowboys. If you wanna play for the Cowboys, beat up some women." #JerryJones 688 Likes, 327 Retweets 2) #JerryJones: "Any player who disrespects the flag will be benched." U.S. Flag Code: "The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free." Here's Jerry Jones and the Cowboys pre-game in Dallas... 216 Likes, 138 Retweets 3) #JerryJones: "You either respect the flag or you don't play. Period." Flag code: "The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever." - http://www.military.com/flag-day/us-flag...

I broke a personal record for impressions within a 24-hour period yesterday with over 555,000. To join the party, click below and then click follow: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Remind me to not wear a hoodie in Florida. In fact, remind me to not travel to the state until the Stand Your Ground law is repealed. Trying to one-up George Zimmerman, Claudius Smith of Orlando recently shot and killed 21-year-old Ricardo Sanes, who was running away from Smith. Sanes had climbed the fence and gone into the neighbors' yard when Smith followed, shot, and killed him. After the incident, Smith told the authorities that he felt threatened, because Sanes' "pants were falling down" and his hands were in the pockets of, you guessed it, a hoodie. He's hoping the state's Stand Your Ground law applies to him and no charges come his way as a result. I'm not going to talk about this very in-depthly again, but it boggles my mind how Claudius Smith could come out of this without any charges being placed against him. Let's look at this from a rather simplistic angle: A) Ricardo Sanes was running across Claudius Smith's yard, climbed the f...

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 2,522 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 2,055 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

Here's the URL to my Facebook business page. I update it fairly regularly, but still haven't put forth a great deal of effort yet in researching matters and attempting to make the most out of it. In any case, it can be perused here: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Up next is my Twitter page. I'm still not 100% certain what I'm doing on there yet, but feel I'm gradually getting the hang of it and am up to 1,430 followers. I update it daily with many of my own tweets, but also by retweeting some others'. It can be found here: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Lastly, here's my Tumblr page, which I've neglected quite a bit recently, but if you're at all curious, you can find it at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

So, I haven't truly written about how I feel regarding the ruling of the George Zimmerman/Trayvon Martin case. I also don't feel the need to rehash the same points we've heard the two sides of the argument make time and time again, so I will attempt to make a point in another manner - through satire. Setting: Prosecutor Peter Gotcha questioning the defendant Jorge Limperdick Gotcha: "So, when and where did all of this happen?" Limperdick: "Just outside of the university right after Avion's public speaking class." Gotcha: "Do you go to school at that university?" Limperdick: "I used to, but not anymore." Gotcha: "So, why were you there?" Limperdick: "To make sure everything was in order and there wasn't anything fishy going on." Gotcha: "Are you employed as a cop at the school?" Limperdick: "Not exactly, but..." Gotcha: "You answered the question. Let me get to ...

If any of my readers are curious to check out my Facebook business page, where I regularly post writings, pictures, video clips, and book deals/information, please visit the following link, "like" the page, and spread word to whomever you feel would be interested: http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl If anyone would like to give my Twitter page a gander, "follow" me, and pass word to friends, feel free to check me out at this link: https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki Likewise with my Tumblr page, where I regularly post writings and photos - if you'd like to look at that page, "follow" me, and spread word to friends and family, you may do so at the following link: http://www.tumblr.com/blog/rozzy81

While I admit I still have some research to do and changes to make with regard to my Facebook business page, as well as my Twitter and Tumblr accounts, I have been continuing to update all three pages and will continue to do so for as long as my brain allows. For anyone who has yet to visit the pages, here are the links to them. First off is my Facebook business page, where I continually try to add photos of myself, information on my books, updates on my current projects, recent writings of mine, along with video clips and newspaper articles featuring me. If you like the page, please click "like," spread word to friends and family, and check back as often as you'd like. http://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki?ref=hl Next up is my Twitter page. I've yet to really promote my written work on the site yet. I'm trying to hold off on that until I garner a significant number of followers. I do try to tweet at least one semi-clever and humorous message per d...