The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 75: "If I Lost $1,000,000,000" (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, "If I Had $1,000,000") Premiere Date: 9/30/20 Length: 3:45 (372 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/if-i-lost-1000000000-parody-based-on-the-barenaked-ladies-song-if-i-had-1000000/ Transcript:  “If I lost $1,000,000,000” (to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies’ “If I Had a $1,000,000”) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd be a genius (I would be a genius) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd brilliantly talk of my genius (maybe at a KKK rally like normal) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd smile very bigly (or is that big league? I'm not quite sure) If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Biden If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd ask daddy for billions more If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd go to the million dollar store If I lost $1,000,000,000 Maybe I could run for p...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "If I Lost $1,000,000,000" (parody based on the Barenaked Ladies song, "If I Had $1,000,000"), is now available! Here are the lyrics: “If I lost $1,000,000,000” (to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies’ “If I Had a $1,000,000”) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd be a genius (I would be a genius) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd brilliantly talk of my genius (maybe at a KKK rally like normal) If I lost $1,000,000,000 (If I lost $1,000,000,000) I'd smile very bigly (or is that big league? I'm not quite sure) If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Biden If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd ask daddy for billions more If I lost $1,000,000,000 I'd go to the million dollar store If I lost $1,000,000,000 Maybe I could run for president, be a total asshole [Not like a – you know – a real asshole. I mean, some say I stink, but the...

I just wrote and recorded the Trump parody, "If I Lost a $1,000,000,000" (to the tune of the Barenaked Ladies' "If I Had a $1,000,000)." Lyrics can be read here: http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/10/parody-if-i-lost-1000000000-to-tune-of.html The song can be heard here: https://sites.google.com/site/roznieckiparodies/home?pli=1 (about halfway down the page)

"If I Lost a $1,000,000,000" If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd be a genius (I'd be a genius) If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd brilliantly talk about my genius (maybe at a KKK rally like usual) If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd smile very bigly (or is that big league? I'm not quite sure) If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd blame Clinton If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd ask daddy for billions more If I lost a $1,000,000,000 I'd go to the million dollar store If I lost a $1,000,000,000 Maybe I could run for president and be a total asshole If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd provide an amazing smirk (the ugly one you see in memes) If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd shrug like it was nothing (full shrug, nothing half-assed) If I lost a $1,000,000,000 (If I lost a $1,000,000,000) I'd release all m...