The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Former NFL Pro-Bowl receiver Chad Johnson had reached a deal with prosecutors on Monday, where he'd be called upon to both get counseling and do community service for failing to meet with his probation officer after allegedly head-butting his ex-wife. That is until Broward County Circuit Judge Kathleen McHugh asked Johnson if he was satisfied with his attorney, Adam Swickle. In response, the former NFL star lightly slapped his lawyer on the backside to showcase that he was satisfied in a professional football-esque way. While the rest of the court was laughing at the response, Judge McHugh was none too pleased, and decided to send Johnson to jail for 30 days instead of accept the plea deal. In response to Johnson's action, the judge said: "I don't know that you're taking this whole thing seriously. I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about this? The whole courtroom was laughing. I'm not going to accept these plea ne...

A male friend was telling me a while back that he's more of a butt than a breast kind of guy. He said there's just something about nice muscular butts. I don't get this. I can understand if a woman was more into looking at guys' butts than their chests, but the other way around? I mean, we all have butts, don't we? Some are so bony that I don't really classify them as butts, but they are still classified as that person's rear-end. Remember the film "Dumb and Dumber" with Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels? When they finally arrive in Aspen, Colorado (or California to some), they bump into a couple and Daniels remarks, "Whoa, check the butt out on that!" Carrey responds, "Yeah, he must work out." Is the butt really a distinctive feature for either sex? When a guy and a gal walk into a bar, what is most likely to be the difference that is most noticeable? The chest. My friend mentioned that it didn't matter to him if a ga...