The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I had to continually go into facepalm-mode after reading some tweets regarding the new Coca-Cola ("America the Beautiful") commercial last night: "From now on the national anthem is in one lanquage---ENGLISH! Got it Super Bowl!" Psst... That's "language," and at last check, "America the Beautiful" was not the National Anthem. It's Prince's "Let's Go Crazy." Okay, next? "Hey coke cola. Are we Americans of foreign decent or are we foreigners living in America hate your commercial. Speak English" He should heed his own advice, for the language he's speaking definitely isn't English. It sounds more like a hybrid of ignorance and gibberish, or gibberance. "Still pissed about that coca cola commercial. Get out of America you a*swholes." Hmm... Now there's an odd visual... "Speak American if your in America commercials are dumb" ...as is refusing to use punctuation. S...

I think I may have uncovered the next "Yes We Can" slogan in the world of politics and this is quite possible, as these very words emanated from Arizona Governor Jan Brewer's mouth and there's rumor she may be a potential running mate for the Republican presidential nominee in the 2012 election. What were these words? Stay with me now... "We Have Did". This slogan is going to catch the nation by storm, especially if Brewer is the Vice Presidential candidate. Can you imagine all the signs, shirts and bumper stickers reading these very words? It gives me goosebumps to think about political rallies and supporters of her's chanting, "We Have Did! We Have Did! We Have Did!" I have to give George W. Bush some credit. He paved the way for future GOP candidates whom don't have a firm grasp of the English language to run for president. He have did. Yes, he have...did. http://www.pensitoreview.com/2010/09/02/arizona-gov-jan-brewer-r-we-have-d...