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According to Fox News, America is like totally awesome, man

Just the other day, I thought to myself (I do this often), "I haven't written about Fox News in a while. That's kind of weird." Fortunately, a lovely Fox News story just fell into my lap today, so hopefully I'll be able to get over this case of PFAFNWS (Poking Fun At Fox News Withdrawal Syndrome). After the gruesome torture report got released this past week, Fox News' own Andrea Tantaros had this to say about the matter: "The United States of America is awesome. We are awesome. We've closed the book on [torture], and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not awesome." When I first heard this, the theme song from The Lego Movie  immediately started playing in my mind - "Everything is awesome!" Speaking of something playing in my mind, here's Ms. Tantaros' extended, never hea...