I had lots of fun with the trending hashtag #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes on Twitter over the past few days. Here are my posts, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) "I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign." #FamousMelianaTrumpQuotes 330 Likes, 95 Retweets 2) "Oompa loompa doompety dee, if you are wise you'll listen to me." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 201 Likes, 67 Retweets 3) "If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, please call your doctor." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 155 Likes, 63 Retweets 4) "I know words. I have the best words." #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 129 Likes, 67 Retweets 5) "If I could turn back time If I could find a way I'd take back those words that'll hurt you and you'd stay" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes 125 Likes, 41 Retweets 6) "Life is like a box of chocolates - you neve...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).