The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Trump's (un)popularity Alabama 2024 election: +31% 2025 approval: +20% Difference: -11% Alaska 2024 election: +14% 2025 approval: +1% Difference: -13% Arizona 2024 election: +5% 2025 approval: -4% Difference: -9% Arkansas 2024 election: +30% 2025 approval: +22% Difference: -8% California 2024 election: -20% 2025 approval: -34% Difference: -14% Colorado 2024 election: -11% 2025 approval: -22% Difference: -11% Connecticut 2024 election: -14% 2025 approval: -24% Difference: -10% Delaware 2024 election: -14% 2025 approval: -21% Difference: -7% Florida 2024 election: +13% 2025 approval: +/-0% Difference: -13% Georgia 2024 election: +2% 2025 approval: -9% Difference: -11% Hawaii 2024 election: -24% 2025 approval: -44% Difference: -20% Idaho 2024 election: +37% 2025 approval: +31% Difference: -6% Illinois 2024 election: -11% 2025 approval: -22% Difference: -11% Indiana 2024 election: +19% 2025 approval: +13% Difference: -6% Iowa 2024 election: +13% 2025 approval: +/-0% Difference: -13% Ka...

Average quarterly GDP Trump I: +2.5% Biden: +3.2% Trump implements tariffs globally. Trump II: -0.3% Trump blames Biden for the tariffs he implemented globally.

BREAKING NEWS: Due to Trump's disastrous first 100 days in office, Republicans have been instructed to post the following numbers: Truths told: 3 Times he made sense: 2 Hairpieces used: 0.5 Steps taken: 27 Said thank you to himself: 329 Slept when others thought he was praying: 48 Fantasized about Putin's abs: 9 Pretended to walk on water in a bathtub: 6 Correctly pointed to the U.S. on a U.S. map: 1 Said 'pardon': 1,500+

“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)   Election stolen, fake votes, dead people, cunning folks   Rising up , eating ballots, zombie apocalypse   Conspiracy theories, Dominion, Faux News, defamation   Yuge tinfoil hats, bigly blackboards, snorting lines of “chalk”     Sharpies used, moving storms, can’t erase, penis drawn   Mother Nature, direction, from a magic black pen   Evil windmills, causing cancer, and killing whales   Climate-change, a Chinese hoax, humans free, until we float     He wasn’t called a liar   When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh *t he’s spewing   He wasn’t called a liar   They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it     Taxes cut, for the rich, debts soar, a trickle-down crash   A 12 th Lexus, a blow-up doll, a 6 th mansion   Blame the poor, needing food, oxygen, shelter too   “Christians’” fingers cross...