“He Wasn’t Called a Liar” (parody based off the Billy Joel song, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”)
Election stolen, fake votes, dead people, cunning folks
Rising up, eating ballots, zombie apocalypse
Conspiracy theories, Dominion, Faux News, defamation
Yuge tinfoil hats, bigly blackboards, snorting lines of “chalk”
Sharpies used, moving storms, can’t erase, penis drawn
Mother Nature, direction, from a magic black pen
Evil windmills, causing cancer, and killing whales
Climate-change, a Chinese hoax, humans free, until we float
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
Taxes cut, for the rich, debts soar, a trickle-down crash
A 12th Lexus, a blow-up doll, a 6th mansion
Blame the poor, needing food, oxygen, shelter too
“Christians’” fingers crossed, ask, “What would Jesus do?”
No work, just some grifts, mooching off special kids
University, fraudulent, wealth, by inheritance
Bankruptcies, billions lost, hush pay, at what cost
His casinos burn, hotels too, steaks and vodka
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
People sick, pandemic, inject, disinfectant
Masks covered, vaccines dry, nerds are never right
Fauci, hospitals, trying to control us all
They're always saving lives, till a new needle arrives
It’ll go away, disappear, leave town, vanish
No worries, just relax, like sex and Turbo Tax
Pepto, Dimetapp, Cialis, Viagra
Take one, or take them all, so says not a doctor
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
NPR, AP, horoscopes on page 3
Bloomberg, The Hill, more fluff till we fill
New York Times hysteria, brittle egomania
Wash Post, CNN, bothsiderism
Wall Street, such a mess, it’s now the Sane-Wash Express
Journalists, in decay, they’re spineless for all today
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
Coffee boys, never knew them, “that’s a fake picture we’re in”
Hired them, fired them, best people, prison
Grab by, the pu$$y, locker-room talk, for non-athletes
Acting like a macho man, can hardly walk down a ramp
“It's misleading,” “a falsehood,” “was the opposite of good”
“Forgot,” “he misspoke,” “flubs,” “gaffes,” “autocorrect”
“The teleprompter froze,” “he exaggerated his notes”
Won't call him out, till you die, why can’t you say he f*cking lied?
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
But when he is wrong
They will excuse on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
He wasn’t called a liar
When his lips are moving, it’s bullsh*t he’s spewing
He wasn’t called a liar
They never tried to fight it, boarded to flight it
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