The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Wanna hear a funny and ironic story? The Kentucky Baptist Convention is holding "Second Amendment Celebrations" in order to "point people to Christ," as former Pastor Chuck McAlister stated. That's right - churches around the state are giving away guns as prizes in an attempt to lure nonbelievers into being converted to the Christian religion. The next such giveaway will be taking place at Lone Oak Baptist Church in Paducah on Thursday, where a free steak dinner will be served to the 1,000 individuals whom are expected to attend. There will also be a chance for these people to win one of 25 handguns, long guns, and shotguns - all in the name of worshiping Jesus! Hallelujah! Understandably, not all of the state's pastors are thrilled with these events. Reverend Joe Phelps - pastor of Louisville's Highland Baptist Church - had this to say regarding the situation: "How ironic to use guns to lure men to hear a message about Jesus, who said, 'P...

Pretty soon, I have a feeling Christian extremists are going to spend most all of their leisure time at Chic-fil-A, and will be soon disappointed that the restaurant doesn't provide them with things such as gas, groceries, medication, dating material, etc. The reason I say this is due to what former pastor and current psycho David Barton recently stated in a sermon at Whitesburg Baptist Church in Huntsville, Alabama, where he said: "Starbucks is pouring all this money into destroying traditional marriage. The question is, can a Christian give money to a group he knows will use it to attack what God supports. If you know that when you buy a cup of Starbucks, 5, 10, 15 cents is going to be used to defeat marriage, cand you do that? The answer is no. Biblically, there's no way a Christian can help support what is attacking God. I'm sorry, you've got to find some other coffee to drink. You can't drink Starbucks and be Biblically correct on this thing. It's ...