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I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "Buy this book. Even though law school made me hate reading I just read this book and enjoyed the shit out of it." The book can be found here. - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

As part of #NationalAuthorsDay , I will be sharing links and info on my three most popular books.  #3 of 3 is a satire I wrote regarding 2020-election conspiracy theories, titled, "Back to the Failure."  Here's a brief summary and link:  Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his 20th book, Back to the Failure.  In Back to the Failure, loosely based off the classic film trilogy Back to the Future, former Vice President and Senator Bo Riden (played by Joe Biden) and Dr. Frank Fukyall (played by Anthony Fauci) team up to rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in the only even semi-plausible manner - via a time-traveling Prius. In a race against time and Riden's opponent, incumbent President Ronald Chump (played by Donald Trump), the tag-team travel to invent: The concept of counting, language, mail-in voting, the ...

If you're one of the billions who have missed out, my latest book - "Back to the Failure" - is now available! In it I satirize the GQP's crazy-ass 2020 election conspiracy theories, courtesy of Bo Riden (Joe Biden), Dr. Franky Fukyall (Dr. Fauci), and Ronald Chump (Donald Trump). Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" - "That's amazing, man!" - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the craziness that 45 has caused with his diarrhea of the mouth. You'l...

I just received the following comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "$3.99 is a steal-deal✋🤩🤚" - "👋😃👍✨🫶✨" The book can be found and purchased at this link. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

In case you missed it, I've recently released a book where I tackle all the crazy-ass GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire. The book is called "Back to the Failure" (yes, it's loosely plotted after "Back to the Future," where Joe Biden/Bo Riden is Marty McFly; Dr. Fauci/Dr. Fukyall is Doc Brown; and Donald Trump/Ronald Chump is Biff). Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"    - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥💥💥💥💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" - "That's amazing, man!" - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the cra...

I received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure," from a Trump supporter who had admittedly never read it: - "Drunken ramblings scrawled on bathroom walls are better reading and hold more intellectual insights than anything you could ever write. Maybe I could improve it by adding some brown ink during my next 'sabbatical'." Ah, I couldn't be more proud.  You can find the book at this link. - https://amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "That's amazing, man!" The book can be found and purchased here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I just received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the craziness that 45 has caused with his diarrhea of the mouth. You'll laugh your arse off in this compelling and seemingly true but completely false state of events." You can find, purchase, and then do whatever you want with the book (as long as it's consensual) here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

In case you're one of the billions who missed it, my latest book - Back to the Failure, where I satirize all the crazy-ass GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories in a Back-to-the-Future-esque manner, is now available! Joe Biden as Marty McFly, Dr. Fauci as Doc Brown, and Donald Trump as Biff (or Bo Riden, Dr. Franky Fukyall, and Ronald Chump, as they're named in the book)? Damn straight! Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" You can check it out here. - https://amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refineme...

In my latest book - Back to the Failure, I tackle all the crazy GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire, told in a Back-to-the-Future-esque fashion. On Amazon, it's currently ranked:     #12 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads     #40 in Humorous Dark Comedy     #50 in Humorous American Literature Here are what others have said about it:    - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"    - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." It's a quick read. Here is the Table of Contents: Chapter 1 - Once Upon a Time-Travel Chapter 2 - Zero Division in Subtracting Ad-dition Chapter 3 - Mess-Debate Chapter 4 - Counting Sheeple Chapter 5 - Definitive Evidence of the Word Chapter 6 - The Founding Fodders Chapter 7 - Goin...

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #71 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #81 in Humorous Dark Comedy #141 in American Humorous Fiction Come check it out! Let's get it into the top 50! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 #AuthorsOfTwitter #BookLovers

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #81 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #82 in Humorous Dark Comedy #133 in Humorous American Literature Come check it out and help improve said rankings! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."   The book can be found here. -  https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

My latest book, Back to the Failure - where I take down the GQP's 2020 election conspiracy theories through satire, is now available on paperback and Kindle! Paperback ($7.77) - https://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/back-to-the-failure/paperback/product-m2d4q49.html?page=1&pageSize=4 Kindle ($3.99) - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1 Here are what others have said of the book: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."