The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I really hate filing complaints against waiters. They hardly get paid anything and rely on tips to make any kind of money. I filed a complaint one time against a bartender, because I was told by a buddy of mine that well drinks were half off, so when the bartender charged me $5, I simply said, "I thought wells were half off tonight." He replied and I quote, "Do you have a vagina?" Not believing what I had just heard, I said, "What?" He repeated himself, "Do you have a vagina?" Keep in mind, I didn't know this guy and it was my first time at this particular bar. So, I filed a complaint and was rewarded very nicely in an attempt to persuade me to give the bar another chance. I did one time to make use of the certificates, but felt no need to go back after that. I thought it was a very nice gesture, but still didn't convince me to go there much. I believe that's the only time I've filed a complaint and I'd have to say i...