The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In my opinion, if there’s a best worst show on television, it’s CSI: Miami . This is for one main reason - David Caruso’s character, Horatio Caine. In fact, I typically only watch the show’s opening sequence. A body is discovered; Horatio looks the body over and has a brief discussion with Frank (detective). Frank makes an observation before Caine places on his magical sunglasses, utters a corny line and The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” starts to play. His one-liners are a reflection of Caine’s sunglasses (which I’m sure he wears at night, even in his sleep) - magical. I will now run off a few Horatio Caine-esque one-liners of my own. Be sure to have the before-mentioned song, “Won’t Get Fooled Again,” playing while reading these. Also, if you have sunglasses, I suggest you wear them as well. Here we go… Frank: “It looks like she’s dead.” Horatio: “She is, Frank, and she always will be.” Frank: “It looks like this guy was a professional.” Horatio: “Yes, Frank. He looks to b...

In my opinion, if there’s a best worst show on television, it’s CSI: Miami. This is for one main reason - David Caruso’s character, Horatio Caine. In fact, I typically only watch the show’s opening sequence. A body is discovered, Horatio looks the body over and has a brief discussion with Frank (detective). Frank makes an observation before Caine places on his magical sunglasses, utters a corny line and The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” starts to play. His one-liners are a reflection of Caine’s sunglasses (which I’m sure he wears at night, even in his sleep) - magical. I will now run off a few Horatio Caine-esque one-liners of my own. Be sure to have the before-mentioned song, “Won’t Get Fooled Again” playing while reading these. Also, if you have sunglasses, I suggest you wear them as well. Here we go… Frank: “It looks like she’s dead.” Horatio: “She is, Frank, and she always will be.” Frank: “It looks like this guy was a professional.” Horatio: “Yes, Frank. He looks to be a...