I wrote this one last night as well... "Room Temperature" Walking along the desert, I feel the blazing heat, As a smile comes across my face, In the knees I feel weak, The sun brightens the sky, The sky crystal clear, Not a cloud in sight, Not a worry or fear, A sudden change in scenery, As I freeze in the bitter cold, Gusty winds making it difficult to see, Unable to know where to go, I search for signs, To find out where I am, I cry and yell, Not knowing what just happened, Constant changes in scenery, Lost as I walk about them, Wishing her treatment was at room temperature, As I fall from exhaustion with the hot and cold treatment.
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).