More information on my new book, "LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake"
Introduction - I’d like to order a big gun, but light on the common sense, no research, and a side of crazy It has seemed apparent that many Republicans, especially those in Congress, have a number of “G-Spots” - subjects which appear to provide them intense pleasure. These subjects include guns, God, and gays. Sure, most Congressional Republicans have adamantly declared they’re against gay marriage. However, often times these declarations have been so dramatic and over-the-top, it has appeared as though while lambasting gay marriage, these individuals are orgasming and reaching for a cigarette. The subject of God provides a similar outcome. In fact, while bashing gay marriage, I believe I’ve witnessed several Congressional Republicans climax, as they’ve closed their eyes and mumbled the words, “Oh, God!” That brings us to guns, which are, without question, the biggest G-Spot of all for many Republicans. Guns are often times thick, hard, black, and go ...