The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this comment on my parody, "Get Vaxxed" (based off the David Bowie song, "Let's Dance"): - "...I'm a fan already by the song title only ~ we can't wait to listen to your catalog! 😺👍 cheers, Craig!  🎶🎵 🎶" The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/get-vaxxed-based-off-the-david-bowie-song-lets-dance/

I just received this comment on my parody, "Get Vaxxed" (based off the David Bowie song, "Let's Dance"): - "Pretty good Bowie imitation you did there…" The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/get-vaxxed-based-off-the-david-bowie-song-lets-dance/

The land of the free, home of the brave - that's on what America claims to pride itself. However, as COVID has clearly shown, that's not reality. The unfortunate reality is much of America prides itself in willful ignorance, and there's nothing brave about that. Absolute freedom is a myth. Wherever one travels, regardless of the country's founding documents, restrictions are present. Don't believe me? Yell "FIRE!!!" in a movie theater or "BOMB!!!" on an airplane; tell your boss what you really think of him/her; participate in a solo nude marathon around your house in broad daylight. Being protected from prosecution by the federal government does not equate to protection from any repercussions. A person in a "free" country can still be arrested and/or fired for exercising their First Amendment rights.  So what are many up in arms about when it comes to the latest so-called violations on their falsely-held notion of absolute freedom? Rece...

Anti-vaxxers, or the community against vaccinations, are apparently about to start fighting for another cause, as anti-vaxxer Elizabeth Insanity told the world of YouTube, or YouTubers, yesterday via a short video clip. In the video, Ms. Insanity said this: "I think it's safe to say that, given the measles outbreak and everything, we are winning the fight against pro-vaxxers and their evil vaccinations! Now it's time for us to further spread our wisdom! What's the one thing we all know to be more dangerous than vaccinations? Toothpaste! I read a blog one time by an author named Satire, who wrote just one sourceless sentence, but that was solid enough proof for me, as it should be for everyone! He wrote, and I quote, 'Toothpaste causes intellectual disability.' At first I was like, 'What? Who does this Satire guy really think he is?' But then I got to thinking about what he said and it just makes sense! When you're brushing your teeth or afterwar...

With the recent debate regarding mandatory vaccinations for our children in light of a measles outbreak, Iowa Senator Joni Ernst thought she'd offer some insight of her own on the matter, taking the conversation in an entirely different direction when she told me this: "While some of my Republican brothers and sisters in Washington and elsewhere, as well as some of those liberal hippiesters people out in California, have declared that it should be up to the parents whether to vaccinate their kids or not, and the president and many other Democrats have said that these vaccinations should be required, I'd like to pose a different option to perhaps bring both parties together - bread bags. Bread bags are kind of like duct tape or Windex from that Geek Wedding  movie - they can be used for literally, I mean virtually, no, literally anything. I used to walk and run marathons in those things. It's like Nancy Sinatra sang that one time, 'Bread bags are made for walking,...