That was, without a doubt, the worst Super Bowl experience I've ever endured. From the unfunny commercials to the lousy game to the forgettable halftime show, the three best moments of the night were: 1) The John Malkovich pre-game shtick; 2) Gladys Knight's rendition of the National Anthem; and 3) The NFL 100 commercial. That's right, none of those grand moments actually occurred on the field during the game. Let's start with the game. Super Bowl LIII set the following records: - Fewest Combined Points: 16 - Fewest Points By Winning Team: 13 - Fewest Combined Points Through 3 Quarters: 6 - Fewest Combined Touchdowns: 1 - Fewest Combined Extra Points: 1 - Fewest Combined Kickoff Returns: 2 - Most Consecutive Drives Ending In A Punt: 8 (LA Rams) - Fewest Points By A Team (tied): 3 (LA Rams) - Fewest Touchdowns By A Team (tied): 0 (LA Rams) - Fewest Combined Passing Touchdowns (tied): 0 There were about as many punts as points scored in last night...
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