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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 185: "Balls of Dystopia" (parody based on the Muse song, "Knights of Cydonia") Premiere Date: 4/23/2022 Length: 5:57 (129 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/balls-of-dystopia-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-knights-of-cydonia/ Transcript:  "Balls of Dystopia" (to the tune of Muse's "Knights of Cydonia")   To hide feelings Is to be manly, you see Bottle it all up Heart-attack at thirty   Testosterone fades From our world today Let’s burn our scrotes Or become a joke   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Balls of Dystopia' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Knights of Cydonia')" is now available! Here are the lyrics: "Balls of Dystopia" (to the tune of Muse's "Knights of Cydonia") To hide feelings Is to be manly, you see Bottle it all up Heart-attack at thirty   Testosterone fades From our world today Let’s burn our scrotes Or become a joke   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   With the end of men in his sight He places on his bowtie To prove he’s a man day and night He goes to light his balls on fire   The song can be heard here. -  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/balls-of-dystopia-parody-based-on-th...