"Four lies and seven mistresses ago I brought forth so many, like lots of many things on this great bordering country of Russia, and have always been dedicated to grabbing women by the pussy without proposition. Now we're engaged in a yuge war against facts. Mm... Big words, big league words, bigliest words. Have I told anyone here I have the best words? Because I do, believe me. Anyway, as it says in Two Corinthians, 'Being vain is kind of cool.' Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. I'll be devoted to this country like I have been to my three wives and hundreds of women on the side, I guarantee it. It's about freedom, folks - about this government being voted in by the people, ruling the people, and not representing the people. Amen, or whatever." http://www.abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/gettysburg.htm
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).