The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this comment on my parody, "Griftin'" (based off the Clarence Carter song, "Strokin'"): - "😂😂That was funny! I love 'grift box and grift certificate'!" The song can be found here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/griftin-parody-based-off-the-clarence-carter-song-strokin/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 235: "Griftin'" (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, "Strokin'") Premiere Date: 7/13/2023 Length: 4:33 (427 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/griftin-parody-based-off-the-clarence-carter-song-strokin/ Transcript:  "Griftin'" (to the tune of Clarence Carter's "Strokin'") When he’s not grabbing butts And mute, judging stuff He be griftin’ Morning, noon, insurrection He be griftin’   He grifts from the living And then he grifts from the dead He’ll grift from anyone on this planet or the next He be griftin’   He’s ‘bout to sell somethin’ How much money are you willing to give him? Would you buy a quarter for a quarter-mill? Would you give up your farm for a lifetime of Swiss cheese? He’s ‘bout to sell you this “Trade your cows for a gallon of milk” He’s ‘bout to sell you this “Give me 15 million and I’ll stop windmill cancer” He ‘members when his mistress was d...

The most recent episode off my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled "'Griftin'' (parody based off the Clarence Carter song, 'Strokin'')" is now available! Here are the lyrics When he’s not grabbing butts And mute, judging stuff He be griftin’ Morning, noon, insurrection He be griftin’   He grifts from the living And then he grifts from the dead He’ll grift from anyone on this planet or the next He be griftin’   He’s ‘bout to sell somethin’ How much money are you willing to give him? Would you buy a quarter for a quarter-mill? Would you give up your farm for a lifetime of Swiss cheese? He’s ‘bout to sell you this “Trade your cows for a gallon of milk” He’s ‘bout to sell you this “Give me 15 million and I’ll stop windmill cancer” He ‘members when his mistress was diagnosed with windmill cancer He started a GoFundMe; laughed; and said, “April Fool’s, y’all” He’s griftin’, yeah, he always does, he be griftin’   He grifts fro...

If there's anyone who knows how to give the silent treatment, it's Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas. The man sat silently in court for seven consecutive years until this past January. In thinking about that, I wonder how in the world he got his wife interested in him - how he ever smooth-talked her. While I'll never know this information first-hand, this is what I envision when thinking about it: Setting: At a bar called Smooth As Silk and Drunk As Sh*t Virginia Lamp (Lamp-Thomas one day): "Hey, how's it going? Are you new here? What's your name? I'm Virginia, Virginia Lamp." Clarence Thomas: ::looks at her, nods his head and smiles, before taking a drink:: Lamp: "So, what do you do?" Thomas: ::sighs:: Lamp: "You're kind of quiet, huh?" Thomas: ::eyes widen:: Lamp: "I like that. I get tired of men who just can't stop yabbering on and on about stuff, especially sports, you know?" Thomas: ::n...