The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

In light of President Obama making a speech regarding how to prevent gun violence, right-wing pundits and politicians have called him a tyrant and compared him to the likes of Hitler, Stalin, Hussein, and others.  In response to this ridiculous outpouring of hyperbole, I got in touch with my innermost Jeff Foxworthy and ask for all of you to do the same. I call the following piece, "You might be a tyrant if..." - "You might be a tyrant if you pass laws making it more difficult for people with a history of abusing their pets from buying other pets, while not ta king away this right from those whom treat their pets with kindness and care." - "You might be a tyrant if you pass laws making it more difficult for people with a history of child abuse from adopting kids, while not taking away this right from those whom are responsible and loving parents." - "You might be a tyrant if you pass gun laws making it more difficult for people with a history of g...

In a recent ad, former Arkansas Governor and five-time winner of a Dunkin' Donut eating contest - Mike Huckabee -  had this to say regarding what's at stake in this year's presidential election: "Many issues are at stake, but some issues are not negotiable: The right to life from conception to natural death. Marriage should be reinforced, not redefined. It is an egregious violation of our cherished principle of religious liberty for the government to force the Church to buy the kind of insurance that leads to the taking of innocent human life. Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity. Will you vote the values that will stand the test of fire? This is Mike Huckabee asking you to join me November 6th and vote based on values that will stand the test of fire." That's right, ladies and gentleman - if you vote for Obama, you're likely going to hell! Yes, according to Mr. Mike Pillsbury Doughboy Huckabee, for one to enter the gates of...