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New blog reader record!

Well, that was a "bigly" increase in blog traffic. The previous high in views had been 1,267 on October 23rd of last year. Then just yesterday, October 30th, we reached 11,111 views within a 24-hour period! What is it about October? Well, thanks to all of my readers, listeners, fans, and followers. I hope I can continue to peak your interest, stimulate thought and laughter, and one of these days, sing kumbaya with you while Donald Trump exits the Oval Office for good! Cheers! http://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/2016/10/thanks-readers-we-just-set-another.html

Mentioned on 5 more websites!

I was mentioned on at least 5 websites due to my #NewUnitedAirlinesMottos tweets. They can be seen at the following links: http://www.rawstory.com/2017/04/board-as-a-doctor-leave-as-a-patient-internet-crushes-airline-with-newunitedairlinesmottos/ http://www.distractify.com/trending/2017/04/11/NJETh/new-united-airlines-mottos http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/united-airlines-mocked-on-twitter-after-flight-dragging-incident-chicago-419158894.html http://theberry.com/2017/04/11/twitter-is-mercilessly-dragging-united-airlines-eb/ https://revolution.news/news/people-are-suggesting-new-mottos-for-united-airlines-and-its-the-best-thing-ever/

#WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented

I had a little fun on Twitter over the weekend with the trending hashtags #WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Trump: "It's like that Shakesbeer guy once said, 'To be presidented or to be unpresidented?' that is the question.'" #unpresidented 476 Likes, 187 Retweets 2) Trump: "#Unpresidented. It means to not be presidented, or you know, unpresidented. Why do I have to explain this? I'm like smart & stuff." 418 Likes, 136 Retweets 3) Trump: "I gotta tell you, & I'm not being braggadocious here, but the bigly big league euphenisms I know is unpresidented." #unpresidented 243 Likes, 77 Retweets 4) Trump: "I don't need any intelligence briefings. My brain is so bigly, it's #unpresidented." 209 Likes, 75 Retweets 5) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I realize...

Twitter records get shattered!

Thanks to all my fans and followers, as you helped me shatter some personal Twitter records over the weekend. In a 24-hour span, I garnered well over 500,000 impressions. Not only that, but this tweet has, to this point, earned 3,990 Likes and 2,309 Retweets. Thanks again! He's the first presidential nominee to claim an election's rigged, that there was voter fraud, yet sue to stop a recount. #TrumpFirsts https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki/status/805074604951764992

#TrumpFirsts

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #TrumpFirsts over the weekend. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) He's the first presidential nominee to claim an election's rigged, that there was voter fraud, yet sue to stop a recount. #TrumpFirsts 3,990 Likes, 2,309 Retweets 2) He's the first "Christian," "family values" president to have 5 kids from 3 different wives. #TrumpFirsts 1,791 Likes, 762 Retweets 3) He's the 1st pres. w/supporters who call others snowflakes while boycotting Starbucks, Kellogg's, & Hamilton over hurt feelings #TrumpFirsts 993 Likes, 479 Retweets 4) He's the first president to firmly believe all important decisions should be made in 140 characters or less. #TrumpFirsts 556 Likes, 207 Retweets 5) He's the first president to mumble, "I put the 'Con' in 'Constitution.' Without ...

Mentioned on: Huffington Post, Citizen Slant, Bustle, and Newsday!

Due to some #TrumpFirsts tweets of mine, I got mentioned this morning on: The Huffington Post , Citizen Slant , Bustle , and Newsday , among other sites. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-twitter-firsts_us_5843ccfae4b017f37fe52fdc http://citizenslant.com/accurate-firsts-trump/ https://www.bustle.com/articles/198167-22-trump-first-tweets-that-will-make-you-laugh-through-the-uncertainty-of-our-new-president-elect http://www.newsday.com/news/nation/twitter-users-cite-real-fake-firsts-for-donald-trump-with-trumpfirsts-1.12701954

#DumpKelloggs, #BreitbartCereals, and #TheDailyShow

Over the past week, I've had some fun with the trending hashtags #DumpKelloggs, #BreitbartCereals, and #TheDailyShow on Twitter. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki ): 1) Breitbart headline: "Would you rather your child had feminism or cancer?" Kellogg's: "We're pulling your ads." Trumpsters: "#DumpKelloggs!" 1,322 Likes, 819 Retweets 2) Grope Nut Flakes #BreitbartCereals 667 Likes, 209 Retweets 3) Tomi Lahren: "I don't protest. I haven't been victimized." Well then, she should thank those that protested before her. #TheDailyShow 609 Likes, 204 Retweets 4) Honey Bunches of Deplorables #BreitbartCereals 525 Likes, 156 Retweets 5) Fact-Free Charms #BreitbartCereals 506 Likes, 159 Retweets 6) Cuckoo Puffs #BreitbartCereals 482 Likes, 142 Retweets 7) Honeycomb-Over #BreitbartCereals 175 Likes, 67 Retweets ...