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#WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented

I had a little fun on Twitter over the weekend with the trending hashtags #WheneverIFeelAfraid and #unpresidented. Here are my tweets, ordered from the most popular to the least popular (all my tweets can be read here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki):


1) Trump: "It's like that Shakesbeer guy once said, 'To be presidented or to be unpresidented?' that is the question.'"
#unpresidented
476 Likes, 187 Retweets

2) Trump: "#Unpresidented. It means to not be presidented, or you know, unpresidented. Why do I have to explain this? I'm like smart & stuff."
418 Likes, 136 Retweets

3) Trump: "I gotta tell you, & I'm not being braggadocious here, but the bigly big league euphenisms I know is unpresidented."
#unpresidented
243 Likes, 77 Retweets

4) Trump: "I don't need any intelligence briefings. My brain is so bigly, it's #unpresidented."
209 Likes, 75 Retweets

5) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I realize this is just a common symptom felt by 6 billion people all over the world about a President Trump.
211 Likes, 65 Retweets

6) Trump: "I know words. I have the best words: Yuge, euphenism, bigly, braggadocious, #unpresidented, Tanzaykneeuh, & bing bing bong bong."
142 Likes, 64 Retweets

7) Trump: "If a president falls in a forest & no one is there to see it, did he become #unpresidented?"
88 Likes, 22 Retweets

8) Trump: "Mexicans are rapists. Knock the crap out of them. I can grab women by the pussy. Oh, & the War on Christmas is #unpresidented."
82 Likes, 20 Retweets

9) Trump: "Un-what-was-dented? Could you use that in a sentence? What's the orifice or whatever? #unpresidented..."

Spelling bee mod: "Wrong!"
77 Likes, 23 Retweets

10) Trump: "When I'm in office, the president is gonna make the press #unpresidented, believe me."
40 Likes, 7 Retweets

11) Trump: "I'd like to solve the puzzle, Pat. 'Donald Trump Is So Very Very Bigly #Unpresidented'."
36 Likes, 10 Retweets

12) Trump: "It's simple math: If you multiply two #unpresidented, it makes a presidented."
29 Likes, 9 Retweets

13) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I check in my closet to make sure a monster by the name of Dick Cheney isn't there.
29 Likes, 7 Retweets

14) #WheneverIFeelAfraid, I just remember the look of fear in Chuck Norris' eyes when I kicked his ass.
21 Likes, 7 Retweets

Totals: 2,101 Likes, 709 Retweets (Averages of 150.1 Likes, 50.6 Retweets)
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