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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 106: "Run, Duck, and Hide" (parody based on the Green Day song, "Hitchin' a Ride") Premiere Date: 12/19/20 Length: 2:45 (181 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/run-duck-and-hide-parody-based-on-the-green-day-song-hitchin-a-ride/ Transcript:  “Run, Duck, and Hide” (to the tune of Green Day’s “Hitchin’ a Ride”) Donnie, where are you going? You seem quite frightened Are the phantom bone-spurs acting up again? Does a hippy bum write you some notes? And say he’s your doctor? When you step on the scale, he then says One, eight, one-eighty-eight   Hashtags are getting mean You need to shut them down Something like #CryBabyTrump and #DiaperDon The media is asking questions Questions you do not like Pouting as you walk off the stage Saying, “Wah wah, boo hoo!”   Hey, bunker b*tch Been scared for all your life All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide   The media is asking questions Questions you do not ...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Run,  Duck, and Hide' (parody based on the Green Day song, 'Hitchin' a Ride')" is now available! Here are the lyrics:  “Run, Duck, and Hide” (to the tune of Green Day’s “Hitchin’ a Ride”) Donnie, where are you going? You seem quite frightened Are the phantom bone-spurs acting up again? Does a hippy bum write you some notes? And say he’s your doctor? When you step on the scale, he then says One, eight, one-eighty-eight   Hashtags are getting mean You need to shut them down Something like #CryBabyTrump and #DiaperDon The media is asking questions Questions you do not like Pouting as you walk off the stage Saying, “Wah wah, boo hoo!”   Hey, bunker b*tch Been scared for all your life All you know how to do is run, duck, and hide   The media is asking questions Questions you do not like Pouting as you walk off the stage Wah!   Hey, bunker b*tch Been scared for a...