Late last night I saw the hashtag #AmericansAlwaysBeLike trending on Twitter, so as usual, I had some fun with it. Here are my posts, ordered from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be viewed at this link - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #AmericansAlwaysBeLike I'm not racist, because I talked to a guy that looked kind of tan after laying outside during the summer one time. 96 Likes, 33 Retweets 2) #AmericansAlwaysBeLike wearing a flag outfit makes one more patriotic, like wearing an Einstein costume makes one "more smarter" 74 Likes, 21 Retweets 3) #AmericansAlwaysBeLike more guns equals less gun violence just like more sex equals fewer pregnancies 20 Likes, 15 Retweets 4) #AmericansAlwaysBeLike, in order to improve this country, we must believe chain emails, ignore facts, and vote against our best interests 19 Likes, 12 Retweets 5) #AmericansAlwaysBeLike voting's stupid; let's sit at home and play Candy Crush instead. 17 Like...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).