The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

On Election Day, which technically started 50 minutes ago, I'm selling my latest book, Orange Is the New Crazy , at 25% off, from $13.00 to $9.75, at this site -  http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop-volume-6-orange-is-the-new-crazy/paperback/product-22900064.html You can also purchase the book for $2.99 for your Kindle at this link -  https://www.amazon.com/LOL-GOP-Orange-New-Crazy-ebook/dp/B01MDPIIGU  

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All eight of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The six books I've written and released in the past 2+ years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle Also, from this coming Friday, December 6th, at 8 am PST through Thursday, December 12th, at midnight, the kindle version of my latest book - LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kills, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake - will be discounted from $2.99 all the way down to $0.99. As alw...

For new readers (and regular ones, I suppose), here's some information pertaining to my books. All eight of my books can be purchased in paperback form at the following site (and others): http://www.lulu.com/shop/search.ep?type=&keyWords=craig+rozniecki&x=7&y=5&sitesearch=lulu.com&q= The six books I've written and released in the past 2+ years (yes, I've been on a roll) can be purchased for much cheaper in Kindle form at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_i_0_22?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle&sprefix=craig+rozniecki+kindle%2Caps%2C228&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Acraig%20rozniecki%20kindle Also, from this coming Friday, December 6th, at 8 am PST through Thursday, December 12th, at midnight, the kindle version of my latest book - LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kills, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake - will be discounted from $2.99 all the way down to $0.99. As alw...

Jay Laze, owner of the Virginia pizza shop All Around Pizzas and Deli, has recently offered a 15% discount to any customer that carries with them a gun into his shop. That's right, whether a person brings in a pistol or an AK-47, he or she will be given a 15% discount on their order. No, nothing could possibly go wrong here... Whether these guns were legally obtained is of no relevance. Neither is the mental state of the customer, his/her criminal history, blood-alcohol level, etc. More guns equal less shootings! It's a fact! Just like more fast food equals less obesity! With this new discount, I can't possibly see the following scenario play out with some drunk kids: Drunkard #1: "Dude, I'm hungry." Drunkard #2: "Me too. Let's get some pizza!" #1: "Yeah! I know! Let's get some free pizza at that one place. Do you have your gun on you?" #2: "Always. We showered together just before we got drunk. Free pizza, though...