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The transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 93: "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')," is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 93: "Cray" (parody based on the Dean Martin song, "Sway") Premiere Date: 12/4/20 Length: 2:39 (152 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/cray-parody-based-on-the-dean-martin-song-sway/ Transcript:  “Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”) When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail” It must mean AOL He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real Sends them to Aunt Lucille   “Global warming is a giant stove” “On top of the North Pole” So says a guy named CatTurdSeven At RealHoaxter Dot Net   A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not, he’ll lose his balls   He reads, “The branches of government” “Exec, House, and Senate” “Hitler believed in Obamacare” Tommy’s cray here, cray there   A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 93: "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')" is now available!

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”) When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail” It must mean AOL He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real Sends them to Aunt Lucille   “Global warming is a giant stove” “On top of the North Pole” So says a guy named CatTurdSeven At RealHoaxter Dot Net   A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not, he’ll lose his balls   He reads, “The branches of government” “Exec, House, and Senate” “Hitler believed in Obamacare” Tommy’s cray here, cray there   A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not, he’ll lose his balls   He reads, “The branches of government” ...

The transcript for Podcast: "I Feel Snitty," Episode 91: "Crazy Uncle Tommy" is now available!

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 91: Crazy Uncle Tommy Premiere Date: 11/24/20 Length: 6:15 (998 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/crazy-uncle-tommy/ Transcript:  Welcome to I Feel Snitty , episode 91, entitled, “Crazy Uncle Tommy.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki.   We all have one, don’t we? That crazy uncle who regularly sends us emails which suggest Elvis has reincarnated into an alien named Evils and is currently residing on Venus; doesn’t know the first thing about anything but thinks he’s a member of what he calls “Mensal;” and is the subject of more jokes than a Nick Nolte mugshot? Yeah, you know the one. Well, please allow me to introduce you to the latest member of that ignominious club: former Auburn head football coach and incoming Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville.   In a post-election interview with The Alabama Daily News , the Republican showed the world that there are times when that “dumb jock” stereotype rings true. Here are a few of t...