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Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 98: "Ready to Take Us Back Again" (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, "Ready to Take a Chance Again") Premiere Date: 12/4/20 Length: 2:49 (196 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/ready-to-take-us-back-again-parody-based-on-the-barry-manilow-song-ready-to-take-a-chance-again/ Transcript:  “Ready to Take Us Back Again” (to the tune of Barry Manilow’s “Ready to Take a Chance Again”) You remind us all when times were good Slaves serving us, and wives too, so unbelievably well No admitted LGBTs, no need for walls Life goes like it should for white masters The land ours as always, don’t tell Natives   And he’s ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world through eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free He’s ready to take us back again centuries   “Banning Muslims” got the Founders scared Turning in their graves at lightning speed...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Ready to Take Us Back Again' (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, 'Ready to Take a Chance Again')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Ready to Take Us Back Again” (to the tune of Barry Manilow’s “Ready to Take a Chance Again”) You remind us all when times were good Slaves serving us, and wives too, so unbelievably well No admitted LGBTs, no need for walls Life goes like it should for white masters The land ours as always, don’t tell Natives   And he’s ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world through eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free He’s ready to take us back again centuries   “Banning Muslims” got the Founders scared Turning in their graves at lightning speed Screaming, “WTF?!?”   And he’s ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world through eyes of (D...

"Ready to Take Us Back Again" You remind us when times were good Slaves serving us And wives too Unbelievably well No admitted gays nor transgenders No need for a wall Life goes like it should for white masters The land ours as always Just don't tell the Natives And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free And he's ready to take us back again centuries When he spoke of banning Muslims Even the Founders got scared Turning in their graves Screaming, "WTF?!?" And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective free And he's ready to take us back again Ready to give us a world in the eyes of (David) Duke Been living with too much diversity Home of the brave, land of the selective fre...