Following President Obama's State of the Union speech last night, the Republican Party called on Washington (state) Representative Cathy McMorris Rodgers to respond. While I'll give the Washington Representative credit in that she didn't have a Bobby Jindal or Marco Rubio type of laugh-out-loud moment during her rebuttal, the speech possessed more vagueness than a horoscope, which says, "Ask a Magic 8-ball or something." Here's my impression of her speech: "Whatever the president said tonight, which wasn't much, didn't touch on the issues affecting most Americans' lives. Not only that, but he provided a more gloomy view of this country's future with whatever words he spoke. I, as a representative of the Republican Party, would like to offer you a brighter vision of the future. See the brightness and feel the warmth of that sunshine. See the flowers bloom and witness your life improving as well. That's what the Republican Party ...
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