The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

My new book -  LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don’t Kill, Cars Don’t Drive, and Ovens Don’t Bake - is now available for your Kindle ($2.99) at the following URL: http://www.amazon.com/LOL-GOP-Volume-Drive-ebook/dp/B00DERBFGE/ref=sr_1_fkmr1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1371328547&sr=8-1-fkmr1&keywords=craig+rozniecki

Introduction - I’d like to order a big gun, but light on the common sense, no research, and a side of crazy It has seemed apparent that many Republicans, especially those in Congress, have a number of “G-Spots” - subjects which appear to provide them intense pleasure. These subjects include guns, God, and gays. Sure, most Congressional Republicans have adamantly declared they’re against gay marriage. However, often times these declarations have been so dramatic and over-the-top, it has appeared as though while lambasting gay marriage, these individuals are orgasming and reaching for a cigarette. The subject of God provides a similar outcome. In fact, while bashing gay marriage, I believe I’ve witnessed several Congressional Republicans climax, as they’ve closed their eyes and mumbled the words, “Oh, God!” That brings us to guns, which are, without question, the biggest G-Spot of all for many Republicans. Guns are often times thick, hard, black, and go ...

As promised, my new book - LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake is now available for purchase in paperback and will soon be available to purchase on Amazon Kindle. In paperback, the book was originally $12.50, but with the 5% discount I included, the book is $11.88. If you add the coupon code FAST5 when purchasing the book, that will drop the price of it down to $11.29. For the time being, the book can be viewed and purchased in paperback at the following link: http://www.lulu.com/shop/craig-rozniecki/lol-at-the-gop-volume-3-guns-dont-kill-cars-dont-drive-and-ovens-dont-bake/paperback/product-21060371.html It will become available on other sites in the days and weeks to come. In all likelihood, later today, the book will become available in the Kindle format at the following link: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=craig%20rozniecki%20kindle The price of this book, lik...

My goal was to finish my book and send away for a proof copy by Friday. Well, it's Tuesday, and to my surprise, the book is finished, and I should be receiving a proof copy in the next few days. If it lives up to my expectations, the book should be available to purchase by early next week, I'm thinking. As I mentioned in an earlier blog, this book is the third installment of my LOL at the GOP series. As I also mentioned, it's the best researched of the three installments, and likely the most powerful and divisive as well. The title is, LOL at the GOP - Volume 3: Guns Don't Kill, Cars Don't Drive, and Ovens Don't Bake . Yes, most of the writing was inspired by the gun control debate(s) following the tragic school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut, and yes, I'm sure I will receive some lovely comments about it from NRA-types. Well, that's about all the news I have for the moment. I'm guessing I'll receive the proof copy on either Saturday or Mon...

Yahoo movie blogger Mark Deming recently wrote an article which made me chuckle a bit. The title of this article was, "Michelle Obama's Oscar appearance getting thumbs down from conservative critics." What, like that's a surprise? I'd be more shocked to read that the capital city of New Hampshire is Concord (it is) than one that says conservative critics give Michelle Obama's guest appearance at the Oscars a thumbs down. When's the last time conservative critics praised Michelle Obama or any Obama for anything? I'll give you a week's worth of time to research the matter. ::a week passes us by:: Find anything yet? I didn't think so. The last time conservative critics praised Michelle Obama for anything will also be the first time they did such a thing. So, what are conservative critics saying about the First Lady's appearance at the Oscars, as she read off the winner for Best Picture? Conservative columnist of the Washington Post - ...

It can be quite the task trying to engage in political dialogue with a hard-core evangelical conservative Republican and attempt to get them to at least see your more moderate or liberal viewpoint and perhaps even alter their mind ever so slightly on one topic or another. In fact, I believe I've had more success attempting to fly off roofs using only my arms to aid me from plummeting to the ground. My doctors may disagree with me on that front, however (front, back, sides, etc.). After experiencing such conversations before, having little success and pondering about the perfect scenario of how the practice could be perfected, I've come up with a series of tips on how to win over the mind and heart (figuratively, of course) of a die-hard conservative and welcome them to the dark side (aka liberalism). Please note that these tips are for the most religious and conservative of Republicans. The more moderate, liberal, independent-thinking Republicans are generally reasonable peo...