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Herman Cain Delivering His Thick Crust To Women Everywhere!

Honestly, I just loved the line for that title. That's really all I have to say at the moment. I have a good feeling that by the end of this week or perhaps next week, we'll all have a bunch of material to work with regarding Herman Cain and his...mmm...letting women know that he's willing to deliver his extra large sausage pizza into their oven anytime. Vote Cain 2012 - Size matters. Clinton just had a thin cigar. He's got the thick crust.

"I don't have the facts to back this up, but..."

 Just recently, 2012 Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain spoke with the Wall Street Journal and said the following with regard to the Occupy Wall Street protests: "I don't have the facts to back this up, but I happen to believe that these demonstrations are planned and orchestrated to distract from the failed policies of the Obama Administration." Is that not the perfect way to open a sentence, especially if you're a politician? "I don't have the facts to back this up, but..." It's perfect. Cain is now exempt from any possible counters to his statement, regardless of how factual they are or the credibility of the source(s). If someone rebuts his claim with seemingly solid evidence, Cain can just say, "Weren't you listening? It's not like you proved me wrong. I never said I was right. I said, in plain English, that I did not have the facts to back up my statement. It seems to me you just wasted your time." If we coul...