So, I just heard (from an anonymous source in my mind) that 73-year old Brent Musburger watched Alabama quarterback A.J. McCarron's girlfriend more often than he watched the national championship game last night. Kirk Herbstreit caught Musburger in la-la land on a couple of occasions, which led to these back-and-forths: Musburger: "What penetration!" Herbstreit: "By the defense..." Musburger: "Yeah, that's it. Where was I going with that? Do you see, folks? This is what happens when you get to be my age. Can we get another shot of McCarron's girlfriend again? Wow. If I ever had a wife that looked like that... Whew...well, I won't go into detail folks." Herbstreit: "Thanks for that..." and Musburger: "...and the ball goes deep, very deep, oh so deep..." Herbstreit: "It was dropped like 5 seconds ago." Musburger: "Right you are, Herby. Right you are." Herbstreit: "What are you ...
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