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Oh really, O'Reilly (Bill)?

Fox News commentator and phone sex operator Bill O'Reilly seems to believe that Fox News is still the lone counter to the evil liberal media machine. Following the White House Correspondents' Dinner, O'Reilly made the following remarks: "The reason that's happening is that we stand alone here in FNC in bringing skepticism to the president. We tell the folks when he does something right - I do at least - and then when he does something wrong, we say that. But you're not gonna get that on the other networks. There's gotta be critical mass. It's gotta be all over the place for those people to weigh in and you know what I'm talking about." MSNBC is known for their liberal leanings, however does have a show - Morning Joe - which features former Republican Congressman Joe Scarborough as one of its two anchors. It also has a show called The Cycle which features conservative pundit S.E. Cupp as one of the four hosts. Does O'Reilly not think ...

The Tale of That Ever-Growing Thing: The Greatest Debate in History

In light of watching both the Republican and Democratic National Conventions and with the first Presidential debate being just a couple days away, I thought I'd attempt to combine the three events in a writing of mine, where the stark contrasts of the two conventions are presented by way of a debate. Here we go... Bill O'Reilly: "Good evening and welcome to the first debate here at Fox News - the most fair and balanced news network in man's history. We're the only news network in the history of the world to not showcase a liberal bias and provide you the objective truth - Republican-style, without bias. I'm Bill O'Reilly of the Oh Really Factor  and will be moderating tonight's debate. Tonight, representing the Democratic Party will be Kermit the Frog and representing the Republican Party will be Pinocchio. Kermit, I'll start with you. What does your candidate plan on doing about taxes?" Kermit the Frog: "We believe in extending tax ...