I just entered a bar by the name of WTF last night when Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly were about to leave, but were accused by the bartender of not paying their tabs, and the following discussion ensued: Bartender Don Juantopissmeoff: "WTF?" Bill O'Reilly: "You gotta problem, putz?" Brian Williams: "Were you talking to us?" Juantopissmeoff: "Yeah! You guys didn't pay your tabs! WTF?" Williams: "Really? I must've forgot. I'm terribly sorry. Here you are, and please, keep the change. I promise to not come back in here for six months." O'Reilly (to Williams): "Pansy!" Juantopissmeoff: "Okay, he's taken care of. Now what about you? Where's my money?" O'Reilly: "You wanna go?!? You wanna piece of this?!? I'll take you down like I took all those others down, with my two fists I call 'MC' and 'Hammer'!" Juantopissmeoff: "Seriously? W...
Randomness. Politics. Songs. Poetry. Short Stories. Essays. Satire. Research. Sarcasm. A mix of Jon Stewart, George Carlin, Weird Al Yankovic, The Onion, FactCheck.org, and Gandhi. former co-host of "The Tracy & Craig Show" (which had previously been called "The Tracy Fort Show") and current host of "I Feel Snitty," author of the "LOL at the GOP" series, and Donald Trump's worst nightmare (besides facts).