After Donald Trump got off the phone with a Luciano Pavarotti impersonator, he celebrated at the White House, claiming he had just booked a concert with the legendary opera singer. During this celebration, Trump said: "Who said this presidenting thing was hard? This is my greatest accomplishment to this day! Pavarotti is going to come here, perform, and he's going to be tremendous, believe me! This is just fantastic, unbelievable!" For how much longer the president will celebrate is anyone's guess, as Luciano Pavarotti died 8 years ago. When asked for her reaction to the news, Pavarotti's widow, Nicoletta Mantovani, said, "I have no comment, and neither does my dead husband."
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