The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Given the story that JD Vance allegedly likes a piece of furniture as more than just friends, I decided to write a parody about it. To the tune of "Let's Go Fly a Kite," here is, "Let's Go F*ck a Couch." Back home from the bar with the guys Right when I walk in we lock eyes Yeah, her side skirt is up Her cushion top is down Her seams so nicely sewn I want to ride that couch Oh, God, yes Let’s go f*ck a couch The best one in the house Let’s go f*ck a couch And get it moaning up to the ceiling fan Out past our neighbor, Stan Ooh, let’s go f*ck a couch She’s always there when I need love No fuss when I put on my glove Yeah, it just fits so right Mini-mushroom in size Her seams so nicely sewn I want to ride that couch Oh, God, yes Let’s go f*ck a couch The best one in the house Let’s go f*ck a couch And get it moaning up to the ceiling fan Out past our neighbor, Stan Ooh, let’s go f*ck a couch