JD Vance Parody

Given the story that JD Vance allegedly likes a piece of furniture as more than just friends, I decided to write a parody about it. To the tune of "Let's Go Fly a Kite," here is, "Let's Go F*ck a Couch."

Back home from the bar with the guys
Right when I walk in we lock eyes
Yeah, her side skirt is up
Her cushion top is down
Her seams so nicely sewn
I want to ride that couch

Oh, God, yes
Let’s go f*ck a couch
The best one in the house
Let’s go f*ck a couch
And get it moaning up to the ceiling fan
Out past our neighbor, Stan
Ooh, let’s go f*ck a couch

She’s always there when I need love
No fuss when I put on my glove
Yeah, it just fits so right
Mini-mushroom in size
Her seams so nicely sewn
I want to ride that couch

Oh, God, yes
Let’s go f*ck a couch
The best one in the house
Let’s go f*ck a couch
And get it moaning up to the ceiling fan
Out past our neighbor, Stan
Ooh, let’s go f*ck a couch