The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Here's my latest Substack article, titled, "Drivel Marco." It can be found at the following link. -  https://craigrozniecki.substack.com/p/drivel-marco?r=5axds0

In a recent Q&A session at the Economic Club of New York, Donald Trump engaged in the following back and forth. QUESTION: "If you win in November, can you commit to prioritizing legislation to make child care affordable? And if so, what specific piece of legislation will you advance?" TRUMP: "Well, I would do that, and we're sitting down. You know, I was somebody - we had, Senator Marco Rubio, and my daughter Ivanka, was so impactful on that issue. It's a very important issue. But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about - that, because look, child care is child care, couldn't - you know, there's something - you have to have it in this country. You have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers, compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to. But they'll get used to it very quickly. And it's not going to stop them from doing b...

The Top Ten Donald Trump Word Salads (He actually said these things…) 10. “By the way, they never report the crowd on January 6th. You know, Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley, Nikki Haley, you know they, do you know they destroyed all of the information, all of the evidence, everything, deleted and destroyed all of it. All of it because of lots of things, like Nikki Haley is in charge of security. We offered her 10,000 people. Soldiers, National Guards, whatever they want. They turned it down.” 9. “We have a man who is totally corrupt and the worst president in the history of our country, who is cognitively impaired, in no condition to lead, and is now in charge of dealing with Russia and possible nuclear war. Just think of it. We would be in World War Two very quickly if we’re going to be relying on this man, and far more devastating than any war. There will never be a war if that happens— there will never be a war like this. It will obliterate everything there is, everybody, it will ...

On episode 37 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Would you like some dressing with that word salad?," I received the following comment: - "This guy always makes references to his big brain, but 90% of the time he never knows what the word for 'brain' is. It's always called a 'you know what' and he points to his head." The episode can be heard in full here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 37: Would you like some dressing with that word salad? Premiere Date: 3/15/20 Length: 6:47 (1,098 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 37, entitled, “Would you like some dressing with that word salad?” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. It’s not rare for Donald Trump to provide the public with a word salad. As a matter of fact, I think word salad may be the only language he actually speaks. For those of you unfamiliar with the term, a word salad is “a confused or unintelligible mixture of seemingly random words and phrases…” So due to the frequency at which The Donald unleashes such tangents, I rarely feel the need to dissect them. Well, with a recent such moment, however, the word salad was so epic, I couldn’t pass up the opportunity to talk about it. At a March 5th Fox News town hall, anchor Martha MacCallum asked Trump the...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Would you like some dressing with that word salad?," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I dissect a Donald Trump word salad for the ages. The guy really doesn't "have the best words"... You can listen to it in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/would-you-like-some-dressing-with-that-word-salad/

Not too long ago, Donald Trump drew criticism for telling MSNBC's Chris Matthews that he believed women who have abortions should get punished. When he was asked by MSNBC's Willie Geist on Wednesday whether or not he stood by his previous comments, here is what the presumptive Republican presidential nominee said: "No, he was asking me a theoretical, or just a question in theory, and I talked about it only from that standpoint. Of course not. And that was done, he said, you know, I guess it was theoretically, but he was asking a rhetorical question, and I gave an answer. And by the way, people thought from an academic standpoint, and, asked rhetorically, people said that answer was an unbelievable academic answer! But of course not, and I said that afterwards." This is the Republican nominee for president, folks. This is one of your two main options to lead this country starting in 2017. Let that sink in for a second... Have you let that possibility sink in yet?...