The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

We are truly living in Idiocracy. MAGAs regularly, and ironically I might add, like to declare America has lost itself, ever since it parted ways with Christ. I say 'ironically,' because these same individuals worship a man (Trump) who is the antithesis of Christ and his teachings. If you don't believe me, read the Bible sometime. Trump is literally antichrist. No matter what one's religious beliefs are, however, if one believes in 'free will,' said beliefs are not determinative of a country's production and overall standing. That's not the case when it comes to 'rule of law' and 'truth,' however. Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts. He was charged with 54 additional felonies. The man was found liable for: fraud, defamation (twice), and raping a woman. In his first term, he was documented as to having lied 30,573 times. It was commonplace for both he and members of his administration to use language such as: - "Fake news...

Here are MAGA's talking points since the Harris/Walz ticket was formed: - Kamala Harris, who has an Afro-Jamaican father, just recently turned black - at the age of 59. - It's weirder for Vice President Harris to not have any biological children of her own than to carry around cups of supposed JD Vance jizz. - Harris has the capability of laughing like really hard, and that's just not acceptable. Laughter showcases joy and we just can't have that. - Kamala once ate a bag of Doritos. Those aren't the chips of a leader. It's all about the Lay's. - Ms. Harris had dated other men before she married her current husband. So unlady like. Trump committing adultery on all three wives; allegedly raping one; being found liable for raping someone else; and being accused of raping a 13-year-old girl? Perfectly acceptable. - Tim Walz cares about kids in schools - even going so far as to actually make sure they're being fed food, instead of bullets. So anti-2nd Amendme...

I just received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Back to the failure! I love it! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼🔥" The book can be found and purchased here. -  https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_w=kvirj&content-id=amzn1.sym.cf86ec3a-68a6-43e9-8115-04171136930a&pf_rd_p=cf86ec3a-68a6-43e9-8115-04171136930a&pf_rd_r=134-7890507-3528303&pd_rd_wg=odUHg&pd_rd_r=49ed8667-0478-456b-9a59-783c6d24661e&ref_=aufs_ap_sc_dsk

I just received this comment on my latest book, Back to the Failure : - "Funny, love it!!!" The book can be found and purchased at this link - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_20?crid=2QLD3LAR9CJLL&keywords=Rozniecki&qid=1694113869&sprefix=rozniecki%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-20&ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=6e0fdccc-49c5-4067-ac46-2ef79824290f&dplnkId=41b87da0-1507-4e70-bb61-706227a2ffe9

As part of #NationalAuthorsDay , I will be sharing links and info on my three most popular books.  #3 of 3 is a satire I wrote regarding 2020-election conspiracy theories, titled, "Back to the Failure."  Here's a brief summary and link:  Author, singer, and 3-time Twister spinner-wheel champion, Craig Rozniecki got so tired of hearing 2020 election conspiracy theories, he decided to illustrate the hilarious absurdity of them in his 20th book, Back to the Failure.  In Back to the Failure, loosely based off the classic film trilogy Back to the Future, former Vice President and Senator Bo Riden (played by Joe Biden) and Dr. Frank Fukyall (played by Anthony Fauci) team up to rig the 2020 U.S. presidential election in the only even semi-plausible manner - via a time-traveling Prius. In a race against time and Riden's opponent, incumbent President Ronald Chump (played by Donald Trump), the tag-team travel to invent: The concept of counting, language, mail-in voting, the ...

If you're one of the billions who have missed out, my latest book - "Back to the Failure" - is now available! In it I satirize the GQP's crazy-ass 2020 election conspiracy theories, courtesy of Bo Riden (Joe Biden), Dr. Franky Fukyall (Dr. Fauci), and Ronald Chump (Donald Trump). Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" - "That's amazing, man!" - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the craziness that 45 has caused with his diarrhea of the mouth. You'l...

I just received the following comments on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "$3.99 is a steal-deal✋🤩🤚" - "👋😃👍✨🫶✨" The book can be found and purchased at this link. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

In case you missed it, I've recently released a book where I tackle all the crazy-ass GQP 2020 election conspiracy theories with satire. The book is called "Back to the Failure" (yes, it's loosely plotted after "Back to the Future," where Joe Biden/Bo Riden is Marty McFly; Dr. Fauci/Dr. Fukyall is Doc Brown; and Donald Trump/Ronald Chump is Biff). Here's what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"    - "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️" - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol." - "Just finished reading it! 💥💥💥💥💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!" - "That's amazing, man!" - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the cra...

I received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure," from a Trump supporter who had admittedly never read it: - "Drunken ramblings scrawled on bathroom walls are better reading and hold more intellectual insights than anything you could ever write. Maybe I could improve it by adding some brown ink during my next 'sabbatical'." Ah, I couldn't be more proud.  You can find the book at this link. - https://amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "That's amazing, man!" The book can be found and purchased here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I just received this comment on my latest book, "Back to the Failure": - "Satirical read that keeps on laughing I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the craziness that 45 has caused with his diarrhea of the mouth. You'll laugh your arse off in this compelling and seemingly true but completely false state of events." You can find, purchase, and then do whatever you want with the book (as long as it's consensual) here. - https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

On Amazon, my latest book - Back to the Failure - is currently ranked: #81 in 90-Minute Teen & Young Adult Short Reads #82 in Humorous Dark Comedy #133 in Humorous American Literature Come check it out and help improve said rankings! Here are what others have said about it: - "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!" - " 👆 Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller! ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ " - "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."   The book can be found here. -  https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1694910760&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1

I just finished my latest book, "Back to the Failure." The book is a satire of all the right-wingers' 2020 election conspiracies, loosely plotted after "Back to the Future." The main characters are: Bo Riden (Joe Biden), Ronald Chump (Donald Trump), Dr. Franky Fukyall (Dr. Anthony Fauci), and the Flying Cheetah (a time-traveling Prius). Still need to proofread; edit; and add a cover, but it should become available before long. Stay tuned...

I just received this comment on three parodies I based off songs by my favorite band - Muse: - "Hahaha that's hilarious. And clever!" The songs can be found at the following links: "Supermassive Maskholes" (based off "Supermassive Black Hole") - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/supermassive-maskholes-based-on-the-muse-song-supermassive-black-hole/ "World Ain't Round" (based off "Won't Stand Down") - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/ "Balls of Dystopia" (based off "Knights of Cydonia") - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/balls-of-dystopia-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-knights-of-cydonia/

I just received this comment on episode 171 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'World Ain't Round' (parody based off the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')": - "Those parody lyrics are pretty funny." The song can be heard here. - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/

I just received the following couple of comments on episode 171 of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'World Ain't Round') parody based on the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')": - "Hahahhahahhahaaa" - "👏Brilliant 👏 Perfect subject to parody for a Muse song." The song can be found/heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/

Podcast: I Feel Snitty Episode 171: "World Ain't Round" (parody based on the Muse song, "Won't Stand Down") Premiere Date: 1/20/2022 Length: 3:25 (325 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/ Transcript:  "World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down") I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll   I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, who appears to be on something   Worl...

The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'World Ain't Round' (parody based on the Muse song, 'Won't Stand Down')" is now available! The song can be found/heard here - https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/world-ain-t-round-parody-based-on-the-muse-song-won-t-stand-down/ Here are the lyrics: "World Ain't Round" (to the tune of Muse's "Won't Stand Down") I went on the web, to find some depth, to my tinfoil-hat conspiracies I know that I’m right, so let me try, to fit this square peg in a circle Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, written by a voice in my head So back to YouTube, with some scary dude, calls himself GeniuserThenAll   I went on the web, to find some depth, on what I always want to be true I know that I’m right, so let me try, to go and prove that which can’t be proved Your science is wrong, I heard in a song, sung by voices in my head So back to YouTube, with some sc...

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 64: C(ovid)OMPLEX Premiere Date: 7/30/20 Length: 8:57 (1,361 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/ Transcript: Welcome to I Feel Snitty, episode 64, entitled, “C(ovid)OMPLEX.” I’m your host, Craig Rozniecki. As you may have noticed, I took some time off after writing, recording, and releasing my anti-Trump rock opera parody, “Arrogant Covidiot.” Thanks to everyone for listening and the positive feedback. While it may not have won any Grammy’s, I’m glad to know it helped several jam and laugh through this COVID mess. If you haven’t heard it yet and want to, just go to my Podbean page, and either click on episode 50 for the entire rock opera parody or click on episodes 51 through 63 for each individual song. Okay, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way, let’s talk C(ovid)OMPLEX. About 5 months ago, Donald Trump pretty much said on national television, “We only have 15 cases of the General Tso with Chopstic...

The latest episode of my podcast (I Feel Snitty), entitled, "C(ovid)OMPLEX," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: In this episode, I refute conspiracy theories spread about the pandemic from those suffering from what I call C(ovid)OMPLEX. These tinfoil-hat beliefs include that: 1) "COVID is a hoax," 2) "COVID is just a means of the government taking away our rights," and 3) "COVID is merely an attempt to prevent Donald Trump from winning re-election," among others. WARNING: If you're wearing a tinfoil hat while listening to this episode, it will explode. The episode can be listened to in its entirety here:  https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/covidomplex/