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My new book, "Back to the Failure," is available! Come check it out!

If you're one of the billions who have missed out, my latest book - "Back to the Failure" - is now available! In it I satirize the GQP's crazy-ass 2020 election conspiracy theories, courtesy of Bo Riden (Joe Biden), Dr. Franky Fukyall (Dr. Fauci), and Ronald Chump (Donald Trump).

Here's what others have said about it:
- "I loved it! I laughed my ass off!"

- "👆Excellent read, soon an NYT bestseller!⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️"

- "Whenever possible I’m trying to get your books out there. Even to MAGAs. I think that they really need to read your new book because it pokes fun at their stupid conspiracy theories lol."

- "Just finished reading it! 💥💥💥💥💥 for being clever and funny. Thanks, Craig!"

- "That's amazing, man!"

- "Satirical read that keeps on laughing
I saw this and had to read it. It's now my go-to laugh session for all the craziness that 45 has caused with his diarrhea of the mouth. You'll laugh your arse off in this compelling and seemingly true but completely false state of events."

- "$3.99 is a steal-deal🤩🤚"

- "👋😃👍🫶"

...and my personal favorite:

- "Drunken ramblings scrawled on bathroom walls are better reading and hold more intellectual insights than anything you could ever write. Maybe I could improve it by adding some brown ink during my next 'sabbatical'." - A Trumper who admittedly hadn't read it

https://www.amazon.com/Back-Failure-Craig-Rozniecki-ebook/dp/B0CHK6RQHP/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1696426117&refinements=p_27%3ACraig+Rozniecki&s=books&sr=1-1
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