The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I just received this message on episode 44 of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it": - "I wish someone would pour some bleach on 45's face to fix his orange problem!" The episode can be heard in its entirety at this link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/have-a-problem-put-some-clorox-on-it/

Podcast: "I Feel Snitty" Episode 45: "Lysol": A Donald Trump Parody Premiere Date: 4/27/20 Length: 4:19 (279 words) Link: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/lysol-a-donald-trump-parody/ Transcript: "Lysol" (to the tune of Oasis's "Wonderwall") Today is gonna be a day I speak gobbledygook to you By now you should've realized This is what I f*ckin' do I don't believe that anybody Knows what I'm about to do right now Dumb speak, the words are in my head Ready to finally come out I'm sure you've never heard them before Unless you're a fake doctor named Gout I don't believe anybody will look As stupid as I'm about to now And none of the wheels in my head are turning And all the light bulbs up there aren't working There are many ways that I would Like to save my ass Perhaps this is how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Lysol...

The latest episode of my podcast ( I Feel Snitty ), entitled, "Have a problem? Put some Clorox on it.," is now available! Here's a brief description of it: Every time Donald Trump speaks in front of a camera, the chyron should read, "Don't do this at home, kids," and never go away until he stops talking. Case and point: his recent suggestion on injecting disinfectants to rid oneself of coronavirus. Yes, he actually said this. There's a reason why #LysolTrump has been trending on Twitter over the past few days, and it's not because Melania's expecting a baby, which she and Donnie have decided to name after a disinfectant. In this episode, I help you to relive that magically stupid moment, and then predict what Trump might have said to trigger some of the most ridiculous warning labels ever created. The entire episode can be heard here: https://ifeelsnitty.podbean.com/e/have-a-problem-put-some-clorox-on-it/

"Lysol" (to the tune of Oasis's "Wonderwall") Today is gonna be a day I speak gobbledygook to you By now you should've realized This is what I f*ckin' do I don't believe that anybody Knows what I'm about to do right now Dumb speak, the words are in my head Ready to finally come out I'm sure you've never heard them before Unless you're a fake doctor named Gout I don't believe anybody will look As stupid as I'm about to now And none of the wheels in my head are turning And all the light bulbs up there aren't working There are many ways that I would Like to save my ass Perhaps this is how Because maybe You're gonna be the one that saves me And after all You're my Lysol Today is gonna be a day I'm gonna suggest you eat some poo Jam Sharpies in your nose somehow Maybe eat my tax returns too I don't believe that anybody Knows what I'm about to do right now And none of the whee...