The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

On a recent episode of the Fox News show The Next Revolution with Steve Hilton , conservative commentator and inspirer of the creatures in Alien  - Ann Coulter - said this: "They (Republicans) were exposed as a 'uniparty,' indistinguishable from the Democrats..." Let's break down just how similar the parties are: - Democrats believe in women's reproductive rights; Republicans don't. - Democrats believe in equal pay for equal work; Republicans don't. - Democrats believe in immigration reform and protecting DREAMers; Republicans don't. - Democrats believe in building from the bottom up; Republicans believe in trickle-down economics. - Democrats believe in tax reform benefitting the middle- and lower-classes at the expense of the upper-class; Republicans believe in tax reform benefitting the upper-class at the expense of the middle- and lower-classes. - Democrats believe in expanding education; Republicans believe in removing education...

On Tuesday, conservative commentator and partial she-male demon, Ann Coulter, released the book, In Trump We Trust . Not long after the release of her book, Donald Trump publicly flip-flopped on immigration, and Ms. Coulter has gone on to imply she no longer trusts Trump. Yes, the book's title got debunked within 24 hours of its release. How's that for unintentional irony? The only way Coulter can top herself next time is if she releases the book President Trump a day after he loses. http://www.mediaite.com/online/woman-who-wrote-in-trump-we-trust-goes-on-tweetstorm-about-why-we-cant-trust-trump/

As long-time readers should know by now, I'm a progressive, a strong ally of the LGBT community, and tend to play it in the middle when it comes to the concept of political correctness. While I think many conservatives have blown the alleged issue of (over)political correctness out of proportion, I do think some take PC matters too far at times. Similarly, while I may satirically tackle subjects in what some see as an unPC manner, the intent of these writings is to showcase the ridiculousness and/or hypocrisy of those whom tend to see political correctness as a bigger issue than it actually is. Having said all that, while I have often times defended political correctness, I do think it goes too far at times, and saw this first-hand a couple days ago. A couple days ago (or so) the hashtag #ItsNotRadicalToSay was trending on Twitter, so as I tend to do once or twice a week, I had a little fun with it. I took this opportunity to make fun of the modern-day GOP, including many lovely ...

Over the past year or two, I've heard with growing frequency, Republican politicians and commentators saying, "Why do minorities support Democrats? Republicans were the ones that voted to abolish slavery, the ones that fought for their Civil Rights!" When discussing the Charleston, South Carolina shooting and Confederate flag debate on C-SPAN recently, conservative author and woman voted most likely to have been a demon-skeleton in a past life - Ann Coulter - continued this trend, as she said the following: "I think it's completely moronic (debating the Confederate flag) . ...This is an awful, awful thing that happened in Charleston. Luckily, it's quite rare. To jump on this and go back to a litany of liberal talking points that make Republicans look bad, how about banning the Democratic Party? They were the ones on the Confederate side of the Civil War. They were the ones who supported segregation for 100 years." This is the point many Republicans...

On Fox News' show Hannity , anti-woman Ann Coulter said the following to host Sean Hannity about the government shutdown: "The shutdown was so magnificent, run beautifully. I'm so proud of these Republicans, and that is because they have branded the Republican Party as the anti-Obamacare Party." Earth to Coulter - the GOP didn't need the shutdown to brand themselves as the anti-Obamacare Party. I have a feeling their 40+ attempts at repealing the bill did the trick there. Also, the shutdown didn't just brand the GOP as the anti-Obamacare Party. The shutdown,  along with previous words and actions have branded the GOP as the following in recent weeks, months, and years: - The anti-gay party - The anti-woman party - The anti-minority party - The anti-any-religion-but-Christianity party - The anti-healthcare party - The anti-lower class party - The anti-middle class party - The anti-education party - The anti-diplomacy party - The anti-compr...

In a recent "piece," columnist and part-time drag queen Ann Coulter wrote the following: "Obama has been draping himself in families of the children murdered in Newtown. MSNBC's Martin Bashir suggested that Republican senators need to have a member of their families killed for them to support the Democrats' gun proposals. (Let's start with Meghan McCain!)" Understandably, the more sane, I mean moderate McCain was none too pleased with Coulter's "joke" and responded with this: "Apparently Ann Coulter made a joke about me being killed in a recent column. I should expect nothing less but disgusted regardless. A little perspective this morning. People like ann coulter are part of the past and only live to spread hate and negativity. I literally couldn't imagine living a life that seems so void of love, compassion, and perspective. Basically I get to wake up every day wanting to make this world a better place and people like her...

Outspoken conservative columnist and author, Ann Coulter, has written many "tributes" for liberals, so I thought I'd return the favor that she so deserves. The problem with writing this "tribute" is, where does one begin? Well, let me start by proving how much Coulter loves "liberals." Let's check the titles of her books: "Treason (Liberal Treachery From the Cold War to the War on Terrorism)," "Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right, How to Talk to a Liberal (If You Must)," and "Godless: The Church of Liberalism." Yeah, she sure has paid her respects to liberals. Coulter went to an Ivy League school and was a lawyer, so she is book smart. If she continued on with her legal career, then she may very well know exactly what she's doing and be very successful. But, there are other types of intelligences. Even though she's written best-selling books and while she may know the ins and outs of the legal sy...