The latest episode of my podcast ("I Feel Snitty"), entitled, "'Cray' (parody based on the Dean Martin song, 'Sway')," is now available! Here are the lyrics: “Cray” (to the tune of Dean Martin’s “Sway”) When Tommy hears the words, “You’ve got mail” It must mean AOL He reads through the spam and thinks it’s real Sends them to Aunt Lucille “Global warming is a giant stove” “On top of the North Pole” So says a guy named CatTurdSeven At RealHoaxter Dot Net A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not, he’ll lose his balls He reads, “The branches of government” “Exec, House, and Senate” “Hitler believed in Obamacare” Tommy’s cray here, cray there A Nigerian Prince needs five bucks Links for penis enlargements galore He must forward this chain mail to all If not, he’ll lose his balls He reads, “The branches of government” ...