As most economists would tell you, Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has a problem with numbers: An increased debt means a decreased debt, a lower minimum wage is equivalent to a higher minimum wage, 2 + 2 = 7, etc. Segueing from that, let's look at the two presidential nominees' July fundraising totals: Hillary Clinton: $90 million Donald Trump: $35.8 million Difference: +$54.2 million for Clinton/-$54.2 million for Trump What was Trump's response? Only this: "It's gonna be announced tomorrow or the next day: we've raised, we think, about $35.8 million. This is unheard of for Republicans, $35.8 million." Actually, that's not true at all. At this time during the 2012 election season, then Republican nominee Mitt Romney raised $101 million, $65.2 million more than The Donald (2.82 times more). Given Trump's seeming lack of math skills, expect him to say the following at some point: - "I won 18 states. This is unheard ...
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