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Stoner Jeb's new campaign slogan

Former Florida governor and current Republican candidate Jeb Bush recently received a heap of criticism for his response to the mass shooting at Umpqua Community College in Roseburg, Oregon, as he said, "Stuff happens..." Being one of the few Republican candidates to honestly admit smoking marijuana previously, Jeb decided to take his gaffe, run with it, and become the hippy candidate of the Republican Party. Just watch his new ad as it appears the former Florida governor is smoking a fake joint: "Life... Every day... Whether you're drinking coffee, taking a shower, driving to work, or getting shot at school, stuff happens, man. Stuff is happening to you; stuff is happening to me; stuff is happening to everybody. Stuff even happens to people after they die, because like, they're dead, but not really, because their spirit lives on or something. So, I mean, if you're ever driving to work and a tire goes out, don't try to fix it or get anyone else to fix i...