The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

Trump: "The 'S' in 'BRICS' is for Spain, bigly!" Here's likely what he believes other acronyms mean: AARP: Association of All Reta*ded Parrots BTW: Between Two Wives CIA: Can't Ignore Aliens EMS: Enemy Mimes Speak GPS: Go Past Sasquatch LOL: Lesbian On Lesbian MIA: Me Intelligent As-F*ck OMG: One More Gazebo WTF: Weary Testicle Force YOLO: You Oughta Lie Once

After watching Mitt Romney's Vice Presidential candidate, Paul Ryan's speech last night, I think it's only fitting that, from this point forward, I call him POS. Most people know what that typically stands for and I believe it's suitable in this case as well, but in addition to that, it will stand for Pinocchio On Steroids. At the rate he's going, he may be able to unknowingly pleasure a woman in the South Pole.