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Hank Williams Jr. Changes the Course of Mathematics As We Know It

On Monday, October 3rd of 2011, country music star Hank Williams Jr. showed the world that mathematics has been nothing but a lie and he's going to teach the world what math really is. On "Fox & Friends" Monday morning, co-anchor Brian Kilmeade asked Williams the following question: "Who's the enemy?" Williams responded with, "Obama and Biden! Are you kidding? The Three Stooges!" That's right, ladies and gentleman. President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden are actually three people. It makes so much sense when you think about it. After a year and 364 days have passed in a child's life, he will turn 3 that following day. It's math. It's science. It's fact. This changes so many things when you think about it... Dr. Humble: "Well, it looks like you'll be having twins!" The Thorntons: "Really? Three kids? Holy crap!" Marv Albert: "The match-up is now set. We now know the tw...