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Hank Williams Jr. Changes the Course of Mathematics As We Know It

On Monday, October 3rd of 2011, country music star Hank Williams Jr. showed the world that mathematics has been nothing but a lie and he's going to teach the world what math really is.

On "Fox & Friends" Monday morning, co-anchor Brian Kilmeade asked Williams the following question:

"Who's the enemy?"

Williams responded with, "Obama and Biden! Are you kidding? The Three Stooges!"

That's right, ladies and gentleman. President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden are actually three people.

It makes so much sense when you think about it. After a year and 364 days have passed in a child's life, he will turn 3 that following day. It's math. It's science. It's fact. This changes so many things when you think about it...

Dr. Humble: "Well, it looks like you'll be having twins!"

The Thorntons: "Really? Three kids? Holy crap!"


Marv Albert: "The match-up is now set. We now know the two teams that will be going to the NBA Finals - the Chicago Bulls, the Los Angeles Lakers and the Boston Celtics."


Jerome: "Doc, why is it that I have two testicles?"

Dr. Loosey: "I'm not sure why you have three. That's highly unusual. You might want to get a second opinion on that."

Jerome: "What's your opinion?"

Dr. Loosey: "I'm glad I'm not you. So, yes, two more opinions."


Pastor Pope: "The two of you are now married. Alan and Charlie, you may kiss the bride."


Professor Smarts: "Well, the test results have come in. It appears as if Hank Williams, Jr. has an IQ of 2."

Brian Williams: "An IQ of 3? I didn't know that a person's IQ could be so low..."

Professor Smarts: "Oh, it can, like Williams' is. It's 2. The fact he has an IQ of 2, I think it's safe to say he was wrong when he declared that 2 = 3."

http://www.outsidethebeltway.com/hank-williams-jr-obama-and-biden-the-enemy/
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