The Kind-Hearted Smart Aleck

I had some fun with the trending hashtag #ItsNotRadicalToSay on Twitter yesterday. Here are my posts, from the most to the least popular (all my tweets can be seen here - https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki): 1) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Coulter's first name, Ann, is actually short for Andrew 79 Likes, 32 Retweets 2) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Rick Scott went into politics b/c he got rejected for alien roles due to being too scary looking 55 Likes, 31 Retweets 3) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Donald Trump wakes up every morning singing, "Oompa loompa doompety doo..." 53 Likes, 19 Retweets 4) #ItsNotRadicalToSay every song which mentions a "creep" is referring to Ted Cruz. 56 Likes, 14 Retweets 5) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Kim Davis prays every night, "Lord, I hope to one day bring back the tradition's sanctity by marrying for the 5th time." 33 Likes, 11 Retweets 6) #ItsNotRadicalToSay Pat Robertson suffers multiple acid flashbacks during every episode of "...